Howdy Gang! Well Nurse Cratchett is on the prowl again lookin' for someone to participate in some medical experiments. Texas A & M always comes here to the Y'all Come Back Saloon, Nursing Home and Fertilizer Plant when they wanna try sumpin' out. I reckon they figger What the Hell, if we kill somebody at the Nursing home it ain't like we kilt somebody who wasn't gonna die soon anyway? Although they have a Point, I ain't in no hurry to go, know what I mean?

Anyway, this Ya Hoo from A & M named professor Snicklefritz comes up with this pill that's is 'sposed to tighten up lose skin and this battery ya put up your..uhhhh...wang (for lack of a better word and cuz girls sometimes read this blog) that is 'sposed to cure erectile dysfunction. Hell I had ED back in days when it wuz still called Old Age and I wasn't about to volunteer. But Nurse Cratchett has this cattle prod on the end of this lil stick she carries around with her and when they asked for volunteers she goosed me in the butt and I yelled and I wuz elected!

Sooo....Ive got this Sears "Dies With a Hard On" battery up the 'Ol wang and I've been takin' the pills for a week. results.....

Every time I blink my eyes my toes curl up and ...

Every time I walk by the TV the channels change
Every time I walk by the micro-wave the bell rings
I am totally erect..which means every time I pee I get it all over my face!

Here's some stuff you might as well get to use to..ya young "whupper-snappers". Some companies and people are always gonna have the upper hand and there ain't a daymmm thing you can do about it.

Insurance Companies sets your premiums...

Oil Companies set gas prices...

Utility Companies set rates....

Uncle Sam sets taxes...

Budweiser sets beer prices...

Marlboro sets cigarette prices....

King Edward sets cigar prices...

Your wife sets up supper time at the exact time the football game starts...

Your kids are always broke....

Your dogs always like to pee on your recliner leg.....

Your phone is always gonna ring when you get in the shower...

You're never gonna meet anyone ya know at Wal-Mart unless you're britches are ripped and you're bare-footed with your big toe nail missin'...

You're never gonna realize there ain't no toilet paper at the Pizza Hut until it's to late....

If you've had more than 3 beers on a Sunday afternoon, your wife's preacher and wife will come visiting...

Your Mother-in-Law always call on Saturday mornings at 5:30 AM to tell you her car won't start...

If you're giving a speech at your kids school in front of the entire class, your private parts will start itching...


AND THERE AIN'T A DAYYYM THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!

OK, I ain't got nuttin' to say but V is threating to revoke my Bloggin' privedleges if'n I don't say sumpin'. Soooo, to "V", dearest lady, duz this work for you? (psssttt, obtw) If you wanna see a lil gal that's go more stuff goin' on than a 3 ring circus..check out that blog!!