Here's some stuff you might as well get to use to..ya young "whupper-snappers". Some companies and people are always gonna have the upper hand and there ain't a daymmm thing you can do about it.

Insurance Companies sets your premiums...

Oil Companies set gas prices...

Utility Companies set rates....

Uncle Sam sets taxes...

Budweiser sets beer prices...

Marlboro sets cigarette prices....

King Edward sets cigar prices...

Your wife sets up supper time at the exact time the football game starts...

Your kids are always broke....

Your dogs always like to pee on your recliner leg.....

Your phone is always gonna ring when you get in the shower...

You're never gonna meet anyone ya know at Wal-Mart unless you're britches are ripped and you're bare-footed with your big toe nail missin'...

You're never gonna realize there ain't no toilet paper at the Pizza Hut until it's to late....

If you've had more than 3 beers on a Sunday afternoon, your wife's preacher and wife will come visiting...

Your Mother-in-Law always call on Saturday mornings at 5:30 AM to tell you her car won't start...

If you're giving a speech at your kids school in front of the entire class, your private parts will start itching...


AND THERE AIN'T A DAYYYM THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!