Hey Y'all, how's it goin'? I thunk I posted this yesterday but I reckon not? Anywho, Yesterday was BINGO day..Yee hahhh!! Ever Play BINGO with a bunch of old retards? Here's purddy much how it goes...

They give us cards and a handful of beans to cover up the numbers as they call 'en out...ya with me? Next they roll this number basket thingie and then Nurse Cratchet pulls out the first number. Ok, let's say it's G3. She announces "The first number this morning is G3". Then one of the Zombies yells "BINGO!" And before ya know it everybody is yellin' "BINGO..BINGO...BINGO" Geeez!! Sooo, I gave all my beans 'cept one to old man Farkison (a veg) and he ate 'em. Then I took the bean I had left and the straw from my prune juice cup and shot Nure Cratchet in da butt..uh oh, here they come to get me...C'ya