Well it's Sunday here at the Y'all Come Back Saloon Nursing Home. We had the local Baptist preacher here in Rooster Poot Texas, Rev. Thadeus Jones, come by and give us a 30 minute sermon on how to get to Heaven. I took notes...I don't think I'm gonna make it? 'Specially since Elvira Riggins went to sleep during the sermon and in her relaxed state of mind let her legs open a lil to much. I'll tell ya if I wuz 45 years younger I'd jump her..walker and all! I think Nurse Cratchet slipped medicine in my prune juice, damn her hide! I'm feelin' a lil numb from my waist down and my eyes are waterin'. Either she slipped me sumpin' or the belt holding my colostomy bag is tangled up in my wheel chair wheels again? I better find out.. C'ya