My old Black Buddy, PoDunk and me have figgered out a way to get back at Nurse Cratchet. Next week the Old Folks inspectors for the state will be makin' their 6 month check on this Hell Hole soooooooo, here's the plan.
PoDunk's grandson, Luke, is gonna smuggle us in some dried up cow patty's from his farm. Me and Podunk are gonna cram all the cow pattys we can in ours, (and everyone else that's to old to rat us out) diapers. While the Inspector's talkin' to me, I'm gonna keep scratchin' my butt and moanin' until he asks me whats wrong. I'm gonna say, "Oh nuttin' out of the ordinary, I'll just be glad when Friday rolls around so I can get a new diaper." When he inspects my diaper he's gonna have a fit!! Four pounds of dried up poop in about half the populations diapers ought'a get sumpin' stirred up, huh?
Ssshhhhhush UP... Y'all start laffin' to much and they're liable to catch on!!!!
Picture of me in 2007
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- Old..Ugly..Mean. Being held hostage in this damn Old Folks home
3 comments:
ewww that is sick. That sounds a little extreme don't ya think? They need to up your sleeping pills and give them to you during the day maybe. No offense of course. I worked in a facility once and most of the ones like you were senile and mischievious, you that still have your mind and are mischievious... a whole other story.
C
I think that you actually have a thing for Nurse Cratchet! You know you do! You know if you get rid of her they are going to send in a big old mean man to deal with you guys! Do you really want that?-V
Hey..Ya lil shits!! First off C, mebee if you were here to take care of me I wouldn't be so mean......NAH!! And V Darlin', They already have big old mean guys that do Exactly what ever torture Nurse Cratchet has in mind, they call 'em Aids. Actually they're big bully's! (psssttt) I sometimes accidently hit 'em in the nuts with my cane...
Luv Ya's girls....wait, are y'all my daughters..do I have daughters??
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