Well, it's Wednesday here at the Yall Come Back Saloon Nursing Home and Fertilizer Plant. What do they make fertilizer out of here you might wonder....Don't ask!! All I can tell ya is when someone croaks around here this sum-bitch they always tell the family "Not to worry about the body, they'll take care of it free of charge" ???

Anyway, I was up late, late, LATE last night. Hell, I'll bet it wuz pert near 8:30 before I went to sleep. I told Elmer Farkison to be sure and wake me up by 8 this mornin' so I could watch the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader try out re-runs on ESPN. The old Fart went to sleep watchin' the Farm and Pig Report and didn't wake me up. I woke him up around 9:15...... whuppin' on his damned old head with my cane!! Nurse Cratchet made me quit, she told me not to be mad at him, he has ADD. I don't give a rat's ass who has his phone service, I got Verizon but ya don't see me runnin' around braggin' about it, do ya!!

I think I'll head on over to "A" Wing, the ladies side of the home. This is Exercise Day for the women. Ya never can tell when during the Jumpin' Jacks sumpin' might pop out?

C'ya