Damn I hate sittin' around this place with all these friggin' Zombies! None of 'em have a clue about nuttin'. I wuz tryin' to watch election stuff this morning and I couldn't get a good argument started with nobody. Hell, if ya can't argue about politics or religion or the weather...what the Hell good are they? This is the first time I paid any attention to who the Hell was even runnin' for president. Not that I really care, they made me quit voting 40 years ago when they caught me and old broad that wuz takin' down the names of the registered voters, in a voting booth together pushing each others buttons... for the third time. I tell ya them folks whut run them voting machines have NO sense of humor!!
Geez there ain't much to like out there tho, huh? That McCain feller, he ain't far from being in here with US, tryin' to remember where he left his teeth. Then there's this lil 'ol anorexic black feller that looks like if you cut his feet off you could stuff him in a coke bottle. And now we got a WOMAN runnin' for president? What the Hell? She's full of shit about practically every thing..I wonder who she had to Skrew to get to that position? It prolly don't matter but I think I'd vote for the Lil Black feller, he's hungry and needs the job, don't ya think?
I also ain't had a car in about 30 years or so, ever since I helped my favorite old bar put in a drive thru (didn't take all that long either, about 30 seconds..with a F250 Ford pick-up) anyway, I can tell when gas gets high by the conversation of visitors here at the home. Gasoline changes from "Gas" to "Damn Gas", i.e...
"I had to stop on the way here and get some Damn gas"
"I just filled up last week with Damn Gas"
"I had to give my wife some money to stop and get some Damn Gas"
"If I don't fill up I'm gonna run outt'ta Damn Gas before I get home"
"Can you believe the price of Damn Gas?"
"You know how much it cost me to fill up with Damn Gas yesterday?"
Ok, it's almost supper time, I think we're havin' Pizza tonite...C'ya
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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4 comments:
You better put your teeth in, Pizza is the best!!! I agree about the DAMN GAS, it costs a fortune!
C
Me thinks ya better stop yer DAM Bitchin' before Nurse Cratchet gets a whiff of it!!!!! Gotta watch them Hounddogs who carry needles...not to mention the places where they like to stick em'. Oh Yea..can ya save me a slice???
NB
C, I only got one toof so I mainly just gum the cheese. I usually give the crust to the Zombies. You're right NB, that old battle axe! There ain't nuttin she luvs better that stabbin' me wif sumpin'!! One of these days I'm gonna tell her "OK, you might feel a little prick here."
I still think they need to up your sleeping pills.
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