Me and 'Ol Podunk snuck over into 'A" wing this mornin' on account of this is Lady Exercise Day. A lot of the ladies have been on this Atkins Diet Thingie, which is sort of a good thing, I reckon? Anyway, me and Podunk like to watch all of 'em exercise, the fat and the skinny. But here's sumpin' the ladies might wanna realize? If you weigh 350 lbs and you lose 1oo or so, your body still has enuf skin for 350 lbs. Also, even tho you might feel and look better losin' a lot of weight, you'd be better off sittin' real, REAL still!
When Thelma Watkins got up and started doin' Jumpin' Jacks...geeez!! I'm tellin' ya there wuz enuf extra skin there to make 14 pair of knee high, Cowboy boots. She did a quick turn and knocked Betty Jean down with her arm skin.
Hey? At 87...it might be a little late in life to TONE UP??
Of course Nurse Cratchet run me and 'Ol Podunk off before they got to doin' Squat Thrusts..dayymmm her soul!
Picture of me in 2007
About Me
- RedNeck_In'Texas
- Old..Ugly..Mean. Being held hostage in this damn Old Folks home
3 comments:
You know what they say? "Junk in the trunk," it's a good thing at any age.
far as I'm concerned, once some old birds melons are swellin', and her wagons are draggin', (I dont even WANT to know what that means), they got no business other than force feeding toffee to kids, and rewrittung their last will and testicle to include me! cool blog by the way, will you be my daddy?
Thanks for the comments Bull Dog and I might BE your Daddy..wuz your mama ever in TX? Nah, Impossible, I couldn't have any kids younger'n, uhhhh 70 or so...
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