Well it's (Game Day) Monday here at the Y'all Come Back Saloon Retirement Home in Rooster Poot Texas. They set out all the board games and cards and dominoes and stuff on Game Day Monday. Last week at our, "Let's Talk" meeting I told Nurse Cratchet I liked Game Day Mondays and Karaoke Wednesdays and Dance Thursdays. But I asked her why we couldn't have like Porno Movie Fridays? She went off on me..again!! They strapped my old ass down and gagged me and made me watch 4 hours of old Billy Graham Revival tapes..uugghhhh!

Oh Hell! Fred Smith (The Veg, we call him that on account of all he duz is sit around and smile) just done a dumb thing. We wuz playin' Monopoly and it wuz his turn. Just about the time we handed him the dice cuz it wuz his turn to roll, one of the nurses handed him his juice. He put the dice in his mouth and swallowed them with his prune juice....geez! I'll tell ya this, I ain't pickin' up the Monopoly dice when they get 'em back!

I better go hide, somehow nurse Cratchet is gonna blame me for this...C'ya